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True Lies

True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Albert Gibson
Faisil
Harry Tasker
Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby




View Quote Let's face it. The 'Vette... get 'em wet!
View Quote Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.
View Quote My condolences to the widow.
View Quote Ok, I've got two words form that. In. Sane.
View Quote Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go.
View Quote slight change in plans.
View Quote So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
View Quote So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
View Quote Sweet Jesus, Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?
View Quote THE BRIDGE IS OOOUUUTTTT.
View Quote The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better! [Harry gives him a dirty look] I'm sorry, Harry, l I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!
View Quote There is no us, you psychopathic bitch!
View Quote We're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah.
View Quote Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.
View Quote What can I say? I'm a spy.