The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better! [Harry gives him a dirty look] I'm sorry, Harry, l I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!
Most scenes together: Harry Tasker & Spencer Trilby (20), Albert Gibson & Spencer Trilby (12), Albert Gibson & Harry Tasker (11)
True Lies quotes
Page 5 of 5There is no us, you psychopathic bitch!
We're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah.
Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.
What can I say? I'm a spy.
What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.
Would a spy pee on himself?
You aren't her parents anymore, her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna, you can't compete with that kind of bombardment
You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for fifteen years, Harry.
You're fired! [while launching a Sidewinder missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging]