Trolls Band Together 2023 quotes, page 2

162 quotes · 13 characters
Trolls Band Together (2023) poster
Characters
Poppy Anna Kendrick · 32 quotes
Branch Justin Timberlake · 31 quotes
John Dory Eric Andre · 22 quotes
Clay Kid Cudi · 21 quotes
Viva Camila Cabello · 20 quotes
Velvet Amy Schumer · 18 quotes
Floyd Troye Sivan · 17 quotes
Veneer Andrew Rannells · 16 quotes
Spruce/Bruce Daveed Diggs · 14 quotes
Crimp Zosia Mamet · 7 quotes
Bridget Zooey Deschanel · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Branch & Poppy (16), Poppy & John Dory (7), Poppy & Tiny Diamond (7)

Trolls Band Together quotes

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King Peppy

What would I know about secret family members? [looks away and sighs nervously]

Hang on tight, Grissy!

all right, but for the record, it was the waterslide that ripped off my trunks.

Branch, what's going on with you?

The question we should be asking is: What's going on with him? I bet you he's only here because he needs something.

That's not true! He's your brother!

Branch, I'm going to be straight to you: I need something.

And there it is!

[to John Dory]

Come on, man, I'm trying here!”

Wait-- Wait. Hold up, Branch. It's about Floyd.

What do you mean?

He's in danger, man.

[flashback] [voice over]

I hadn't heard from him since the band broke up. -Until... [a thud] I got a letter from him.

[reading]

“Dear John Dory, I'm being held against my will by superstars Velvet and Veneer. Come to Mount Rageous at once and bring our brothers. Love, Floyd."

I didn't know where any of you were, so I went to Mount Rageous alone. I found where this Velvet and Veneer were performing that night. And there was Floyd.

[falls face down onto the table the diamond bottle Floyd is sitting in and picks himself up]

Yo, Floyd.

John Dory? [he stands up, moving to the front of his prison and putting his hands on the inside of it] I can't believe it. I never thought l'd see any of my brothers again.

I'm gonna get you out of here, bro.

No, you've gotta get out of here. You don't understand. Velvet and Veneer are giant, pop-obsessed succubi with no talent, and they've been stealing mine. And they'll be back any minute for more.

What? That's even worse than lip-syncing. Not my brother. Not today. [John turns and walks away then he turns back to Floyd, trying different methods to try and get him out: running straight at the bottle and slamming into it face first, taking out candy like ninja stars and throwing them straight at the diamond bottle and using the spikes of his fingerless glove to draw a circle into the front of the diamond bottle and punching it. Floyd is getting more and more unimpressed and annoyed with each attempt]

John. John. Stop. The bottle is made of diamond. And there's only one thing that's powerful enough to shatter diamond.

Right. A diamond-shattering diamond hammer. Where can we get one of those?

No, John. It's the perfect family harmony.

[gasps]

Of course. The perfect family harmony.

Our voices sound like garbage. We are dying out there. What we need is more troll.

Run, John Dory. Save yourself.

Don't worry, Floyd. I'll be back with the bros. You have my word.

[present]

Floyd.

Oh my gosh, I was being so rude. I've never met anyone from Branch's family before. I'm Poppy, Branch's girlfriend. Should we hug? Fist bumps? Smile and wave for now and see where the night takes us?

All of the above.

Wait! I know you. You're the guy... from BroZone. We were just listening to them.

Cooper

Yeah! BroZone!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don’t tell me. Um, okay, well, you're not the heartthrob.

Well, that's your opinion-

Fun one? No. You're kind of uptight.

Uptight?

You’re not the sensitive one either.

Okay, a lot of assumptions for someone you just met 30 seconds ago.

Oh, oh, I've got it! You're John Dory!

The leader.

The old one!

Uh, sorry to interrupt but we lose the venue at eleven so---

Shh, I’m trying to listen. Very hot gossip.

So, if you're Branch's bro, then that means all the BroZone bros are Branch's bros too! [gasps and turns] Branch! How come you never told me?!

Because it's complicated.

Oh sweetie [pats Branch on the back] Cuz you weren't in the band.

[laughs]

Branch was in the band alright.

What?! No way! Which one was he?

Bitty B.

Bitty B?! No. That’s impossible. Bitty B had glasses.

Oh, and a diaper.

[sing-song voice]

Annnnnddd a falsetto made of gold. [normal voice] Not that anyone cared. But that’s all in the past. Because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and never came back!

Remember when I said you should open up to me and be real....

Well....

YOU COULD HAVE STARTED BY TELLING ME YOU HAD A SECRET BROTHER!

Former brother.

THAT'S NOT HOW DNA WORKS!

So, I was thinking about getting more into, like, reading short stories and essays instead of full novels.

Ooh, I love that for you.

Yeah. But, um.... but just to circle back real quick. I still have a million questions about what happened.

I used to live at the troll tree. I was there when you were born. And you were so cute, kinda like you are now, only teensier and weensier and.... [changes the subject] Oh. Do you want to make candy necklaces that we never finish because we eat all the candy?

Obviously! [changes the subject] But, Veev, I'm just gonna need you to focus here and-and tell me everything. Why am I only learning about you now? What happened?

[funny voice]

We got---accidentally---separated. [normal voice] And I've lived here ever since. The end. Want to do candy toe rings next?

Uh, accidentally separated?

Viva, are you talking about the night the trolls escaped Bergen Town?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess it was that night.

I thought so many times about leaving, you know, to look for you and Dad, but it’s not safe out there.

Okay. Obviously this is a lot, and you should be able to open up about this on your own time. But we'll have plenty of time to work through this on the way to Mount Rageous.

Whoa! I am not going to Mount Rageous. And neither are you, silly. You’re never going to leave again.

Wait, what was the... What was that last thing?

Wow. Look at your old outfits. Puffy jackets. Pukka shell necklaces. Denim tuxedos? Branch, did you have frosted tips?

Yeah. It was an era.

Don't forget his perm.

No way! Pictures or it didn't happen. [John Dory holds out a picture which she grabs] Look at you! You were so cute. I love it.

But we had to pull the plug when he tried to frost his perm.

It was an era!

Tragic.

Alright. Alright. Tiny, Branch, Poppy, and this random dude [John Dory: Wha—?] on another musical adventure filled with heart, hilarity and happiness.

Tiny, what are you doing here?

Well, Aunt Poppy, for your information, I am no longer a baby. I am a big boy now and I'm on a man-sized rite of passage to learn lessons of life, courage and maybe love.

Awww.

Should we be letting a baby drive?

Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit. [holds it out]

[leaning over to read it]

Who is Adulty McManface?

[puts his learner's permit away]

The better question is, "Are you a narc?"

What? No! Why? Are---are you?

Enough chitchat, Adulty McManface. Step on it!

It's all going to change as soon as we have BroZone.

BroZone?

Yup, I forged a letter begging for them to come and save you. I love me.

No! You leave my brothers alone!

I don't want to kill the little guy. They're kinda cute when they're up and about. Banging on the walls. Yelling to go home.

Do you wanna lose all this and go back to the dark place where we had NOTHING?!

[Cut to an imaginary Oliver Twist-esque imagination spot]

Please sir. I want some more.

[Back in the present]

Girl, we grew up in the suburbs. Our parents were dentists.
[Cut to a flashback of young Velvet and Veneer sitting at a dinner table that’s filled with unhealthy snacks, eating cereal for dinner] Velvet and Veneer's father, offscreen: So, how was school today?

[angrily slams a fist against the table]

STOP ATTACKING ME! [flips the table]

Hug time!

[John Dory opens his arms, expecting a hug]

Uhhh……

Yeah... no...

[John Dory looks down, sad]

Aw, so cute. Where'd you get that hug time bracelet?

My dad gave it to me.

Okay, this is so totally random, but I used to have one just like it. Can I see that?

[takes her bracelet off and puts it on Viva's wrist]

Wow. It fits you perfectly.

[examines it]

Yeah. [traces a circle around it with a finger and it shimmers a little]

Whoa.

[soft chuckle]

I'm sorry. What did you say your name was again?

I'm Poppy. [extends her hand out towards Viva]

Poppy?

Okay, um, another totally random, weird question, but is your dad King Peppy?

Uh, yeah?

You're.... you're---you're alive!

[confused]

I'm alive!

This is unbelievable! I never thought I’d see you again.

[still confused]

Again?

Poppy, it's me. Viva.

Uh....

I'm your sister.

My... my what?

Your sister. Your hermana.

Woah.

Come on, man! Am I the only one without a long-lost sibling?

Oh, my gosh. Hello! My name is Viva! It is so "fantastamazing" to see other trolls.

[Viva rushes around, hugging John Dory then Bruce then Branch and finally Poppy]

Hi! Ha! [puts Poppy down] So, "fantastamazing" is my own personal word. It means, um, fantastic and amazing. I used to say "amastic," but then I was like, "Hmm, that's not as good."

"Fantastamawesome."

That's different, but that works too. Way to make it your own.

[whispering, to Branch]

Is this how people feel when they meet me?

[whispers back]

Yes.

Am I being a lot? Sometimes I can be a lot.

I'm not sure we're in the right place.

Course you're in the right place. Any troll is welcome here with us.

It's my fault. I ruined everything.

No, no, Branch, this is not your fault. We're not in sync. We've gone from boys to men and now there's only one direction for us to go: the backstreets.

But not you, Floyd. You're not leaving too.

Not forever. I'Il be back. I promise. But right now I... I have to follow my heart. It's telling me that it's time to start a solo career.

But what am I gonna do?

Branch, you are gonna do the most important thing of all. You're gonna... take care of Grandma.

Grandma Rosiepuff

Oh, come on, Branch. Let's play some rummy. But I won't let you win, because I play for the money.

You might have to let her win. Occasionally.

[Branch nods]

When you miss me, you can wear this. [takes his vest off and puts it on Branch] It’ll be like I'm right here with you.

And when you come back, we'll make our hideout. [hands Floyd a drawing]

Definitely. [looks down at the drawing] Wow. Is that a ten story water slide?

Yeah. That's how we shower.

Well, we better keep this in a safe place. [tucks the drawing into Branch’s vest before opening his arms for a hug] I'll see you soon, Baby Branch.

Bye. See you later.

[After Floyd “dies”, he floats down and is caught by Branch, who is in tears as he sets him down on the floor of the yacht and their other brothers join them, all sad and silent] [sadly]

Floyd.

[Branch and his three older brothers surround the motionless Floyd; John Dory is in the right, Clay is in the middle, while Branch and Bruce are in the left, all of them falling to their knees and with sad looks on their faces]

Come on, man. Wake up. Wake up, Floyd!

We need you, brother. [Poppy and Viva watch this from here with sad looks on their faces]

Oh no!

[As his three brothers continue to look at Floyd sadly, Branch lets out his conflicted expression to Floyd, with tears still flowing down his face] [hoarsely]

I... I built the hideout, Floyd. Except for the ten story water slide.

[Branch and his three brothers hung their heads as they feel Floyd’s body. Branch felt Floyd at first, but Floyd’s eyes slowly open to Branch and his brothers] [wakes up]

But.... how will we shower?

[happily]

Floyd!

Floyd?

Yeah!

Yes!

Floyd! No way! Oh, yeah! [laughs]

[Branch hugs Floyd, before John Dory, Bruce and Clay join in the hug along with Poppy and Viva. Elsewhere, Velvet and Veneer recover after the shockwave from the Perfect Family Harmony]

Listen up, Mount Rageons. We...are...FRAUDS! [the crowd gasps, and Velvet looks at him in shock] And we've been literally torturing little trolls. [the crowd gasps again as Veneer grabs and holds a camera] We just wanted to be famous. Honestly, my sister wanted to be famous and, truly, I was too afraid to stand up to her.

[devastated and betrayed, yet furious]

It's like I don't even know who you are!

[defiantly]

Yeah, you do. And you asked me to change, anyway, which isn't okay, family or not. [Floyd smiles at him, as he smiles back at him. Crimp suddenly places handcuffs on Velvet's thumbs]

[shocked]

Crimp! What are you doing?! [Crimp also places handcuffs on Veneer's thumbs]

[as he notices the handcuffs on his thumbs]

I was just saying I had a change of heart.

You also engaged in troll-napping, troll torture, fraud... [shrugs, snickering sheepishly]

And tax evasion. [takes out a pen and clipboard] I'm going to have to repossess your yacht.

Fair enough. Prison it is! [Crimp snaps her fingers, then two security guards show up. Veneer smugly smiles and Velvet scowls with rage while the guards escort them both away]

[excitedly]

Wow, this is liberating!

[Mount Rageons start cheering with Velvet and Veneer shown getting escorted away by the security guards on the camera, as Rhonda starts barking at Velvet and Veneer in the process]

So, how you feeling?

Happy, grateful and really sorry it's taken me this long to open up to you.

Whoa, TMI. Boundaries, my man. That is a lot of feelings.

[Poppy and Branch both laugh, then go in for their first kiss. Watching, the Mount Rageons swoon and cheer upon witnessing this on the screen, while Bruce and Clay both sport proud looks on their faces as they do a congratulatory handshake, Floyd sheds a tear of pride whilst John Dory hugs him, and Rhonda howls in happiness] [after the kiss]

Uh... What just happened?

Oh. Viva just braided your hair. [the camera pans out to reveal Branch's hair is braided] It means she likes you.

That means I like you!

[Branch, Poppy, Tiny Diamond, Crimp and Rhonda head to the Rage Dome and stop the twins]

Velvet and Veneer! Give me back my brothers!

[Sticks out of Rhonda]

Yeah! What he said!

[to Poppy]

You don’t know what you talking out, troll!

You are stealing BroZone’s talent because you had none of you own, you big... Oh, you big... PHONIES!

[Everyone gasps in shock] [nervous laugh]

Okay, we need to leave, right now. [She and Veneer hop back to their car and the former pats and the latter drives off. Rhonda follows the car, snarling after them with Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy inside her]

[madly points at the camera]

FOLLOW THAT LUXURY VEHICLE!

On it, Poppy!
[As Tiny Diamond steered Rhonda to follow them, Velvet looks back as Rhonda gets closer. She turns around and grabs the wheel Veneer is driving before attacking him. Together the car itself jumps off the road with Rhonda flying after them. The car lands on the highway with Velvet and Veneer on it; Rhonda activates her wheels and rockets into hover mode and runs down after the car into the streets below]

[Branch, Tiny Diamond, and Poppy see the imprisoned Floyd still in his diamond cage, and they walk up to him, with Branch finally got to reunite with his brother after enduring years of separation]

Floyd!

Branch?! Is it really you?

Yeah, it's really me.

[stands up]

Wow. You’ve really grown into that vest. You're.... a man now.

[presses his face against the outside of Floyd’s diamond prison and touches it]

Oh, finally. Somebody gets me.

[Poppy smiles as Floyd does the same, with Tiny Diamond by her side who smiles too]

But you need to leave. Right now.

No, Floyd. It’s okay. We’re here to rescue you.

No. This is a trap. Velvet and Veneer, they- they lured you here. You gotta leave before they come back. Hurry!

No. I’m not leaving here without you.

Branch, please. Do it for me.