Reese Feldman If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Starsky and Hutch (2004): in 15 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Kitty (5), David Starsky (3), Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson (3)
It costs money. Planes: they cost money. My perm, this yacht, my kid's braces: it all costs money...Do you think Kitty's free?
More lines from Reese Feldman
3 quotes Reese Feldman Reese Feldman Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."
Reese Feldman Goodbye, heroes!
Scenes with Reese Feldman
11 scenes
Don't stress. Just relax.
Reese Feldman I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?
Drug Dealer
Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.
Reese Feldman Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.
Bat Mitzvah Singer Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
Reese Feldman What's that supposed to mean?
Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
Reese Feldman Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
Reese Feldman [Starsky point his gun at Reese]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Pop the trunk, Candyman.
You heard him. Pop it!
What the hell are you two doing?
Pop IT!
Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk of an Volkswagen]
Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time ...
Reese Feldman Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
Kevin Put it down!
You relax pal. Relax!
Kevin Let's do it!
Reese Feldman Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
Kevin What the hell are we doing?
Reese Feldman Do it now! Put it down!
Reese Feldman [Kitty kisses Reese]
Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?
I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...
Reese Feldman Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.
Reese Feldman [to a drug dealer]
Coke: It costs money. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money. [pointing at his mistress] Do you think Kitty's free?
What?
Reese Feldman You know a lot about golf.
I know even more about grass.
Reese Feldman Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?
No you look really good, you're really bronzing.
Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.
Reese Feldman Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.
Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?
Reese Feldman Actually, that's a yacht.
Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.
Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?
Reese Feldman What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
Oh that's gorgeous.
Reese Feldman You sick son of a bitch.
Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up]
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