A character in Hacksaw Ridge (2016)

Howell quotes from Hacksaw Ridge (2016)

Vince Vaughn

Most-quoted character in Hacksaw Ridge (2016): in 6 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Desmond Doss (2)

A line from Howell

Don't point your gun forward. I do not want to be shot today. No matter how much you are tempted.

Scenes with Howell

5 scenes
Howell

You are a very strange-looking individual if you don't mind me saying so, Private. Name?

Andy Walker

Andy Walker.

Howell

How long have you been dead, son?

Andy Walker

Sir?

Howell

I am not "Sir"! I am Sergeant Howell or Sarge. "Sir" you save for useless people. The name is "Ghoul," you say?

Andy Walker

Walker, Sergeant!

Howell

Ghoul it is.

Andy Walker

Yes, Sergeant!

Sergeant Howell
[Open Scene]

This is a personal gift from the government of the United States for each and everyone of you. A standard issue US-Rifle United States Army, 30 mm caliber, shutterfly, semi-automatic weapon, designed to bring death and destruction to the enemy. This is to be your lover, your mistress, your concubine, perhaps the only thing in your life that you've ever loved.

Company Commander

Lads let's dance. Grab a girl!

Sergeant Howell

Do not point your gun forward.

Sergeant Howell

I do not want to be shot today ... no matter how much you are tempted.

Company Commander

Bring attention!

Company Commander

Problem private Cornstein?

Sergeant Howell

Was there no one of your size, or is it the color that is the problem?

No Sarg.

I was told I don't have to carry a weapon.

Sergeant Howell

Come again? step forward private, I can't be hearing this right.

[Steps forward]

Well, I'm sorry sir, I can not touch a gun.

Smitty Ryker
[BREATHING HEAVILY] [GROANING SOFTLY]
Howell

There's something off in your presentation, Private. Can't place it. Is it your hair? Is it the wrinkle in your trousers?

Smitty Ryker

I have a knife in my foot, Sergeant.

Howell

Oh, yes, of course, that's it. The knife. What is your name, soldier?

Smitty Ryker

Smitty Ryker.

Howell

No, your name is Private Idiot. Do you know why?

Smitty Ryker

Because I have a knife in my foot.

Howell

Who placed the knife there, Private?

Smitty Ryker

It was an accident, Sarge. We was playing Stretch.

Howell

I am heartened by the knowledge you did not place it there with intention. Who threw the knife?

Kirzinski

I did, Sergeant. Private Kirzinski.

Howell

You look part Indian. To what tribe do you belong, son?

Kirzinski

No, I'm Polish.

Howell

Wrong. I believe you must have Cherokee or Shawnee blood in you.

Kirzinski

No, Sergeant.

Howell

Are you contradicting me, you wagon-burning son of a bitch?

Kirzinski

No, Sergeant!

Howell

Let me see your Indian war cry, son.

Kirzinski

I don't...

Howell
[IMITATING WAR CRY]
Howell & Kirzinski
[BOTH IMITATING WAR CRY]
Howell

Louder! Let me see it.

Kirzinski
[IMITATES WAR CRY LOUDER]
Howell

What is your animal spirit? Are you a garter snake?

Kirzinski

No, Sergeant!

Howell

Are you a chipmunk?

Kirzinski

No, Sergeant!

Howell

Are you a dancing reindeer?

Kirzinski

No, Sergeant!

Howell

Are you contradicting me, Private?

Kirzinski

No, Sergeant!

Howell

Good. Then I shall henceforth call you "Chief" as a sign of great respect to your people.

Kirzinski

Thank you, Sergeant!

Howell

Are you grinning at me, boy, or is that your natural state?

No, Sergeant.

Howell

Name, Private?

Desmond Doss.

Howell

I have seen stalks of corn with better physiques. Makes me want to pull an ear off, Private. Can you carry your weight?

Yes, Sergeant!

Howell

Should be easy for you, then. Corporal.

Sergeant

Sergeant.

Howell

Make sure you keep this man away from strong winds.

Sergeant

Yes, Sergeant.

Howell

Have you ever roped a goat, Hollywood?

Hollywood

No, Sarge.

Howell

Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes?

Hollywood

No, Sarge.

Howell

Good, that would be unnatural.

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