Bob McAllister Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job.
Played by Vince Vaughn 
The Watch (2012) · 19 quotes
The Watch (2012) · 19 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Watch (2012): in 6 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Evan Trautwig (2)
Here's the best case scenario: he's a lonely old man, he wants to waltz, he wants to listen to some of the old songs from his childhood. Worst case scenario: you're getting **** in the ass.
More lines from Bob McAllister
2 quotes Bob McAllister Bob McAllister [about his massage chair]
That is the best 2300 bucks I ever spent. I got it at a place called relaxtheback.com. It's like Toys-R-Us for your ass and back.
Scenes with Bob McAllister
3 scenes Bob You know what, pal? If being overly aggressive and a little bit snippy was a crime, I'd be making a citizen's arrest right now.
Why don't you just shut your **** there, dickweed?
Bob What the **** is he doing here?
It's ok he saved us!
Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.
Bob When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?
Well, it's not that simple.
Bob Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.
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