What the **** is he doing here?
It's ok he saved us!
Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.
Franklin
Jonah Hill · 9 quotes
Bob McAllister
Vince Vaughn · 6 quotes
Evan Trautwig
Ben Stiller · 4 quotes
Jamarcus Perkins
Richard Ayoade · 4 quotes
Manfred Salisbury
R. Lee Ermey · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Franklin & Evan Trautwig (2), Franklin & Jamarcus Perkins (2), Evan Trautwig & Bob McAllister (2)
The Watch quotes
Page 1 of 2When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?
Well, it's not that simple.
Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.
You know what, pal? If being overly aggressive and a little bit snippy was a crime, I'd be making a citizen's arrest right now.
Why don't you just shut your **** there, dickweed?
Nice to meet you.
**** you, curly!
Jason Is it true your dad ripped off your last boyfriend's dick?
Chelsea Yep.
Had you just won a Kids' choice award?
Just "the shit."
These are just shit.
I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighbourhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.
I'm also interested in that happening to me.
[about his massage chair]
That is the best 2300 bucks I ever spent. I got it at a place called relaxtheback.com. It's like Toys-R-Us for your ass and back.
****in' alien came on my face.
Here's the best case scenario: he's a lonely old man, he wants to waltz, he wants to listen to some of the old songs from his childhood. Worst case scenario: you're getting **** in the ass.
It's OK. Touch my goo, Bob!
Lock and load, bitches! Anything from outer space, kill it!
Neighborhood watch. What a **** joke!