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    Evan: [Looking at green gunge] Wait a second. I've seen this stuff before.
Franklin: Had you just won a Kids' choice award?
  
Franklin: Had you just won a Kids' choice award?
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    Jamarcus: [about the uniforms] Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits?
Franklin: Just "the shit."
Jamarcus: These are just shit.
  
Franklin: Just "the shit."
Jamarcus: These are just shit.
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    Jamarcus: I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighbourhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.
Franklin: I'm also interested in that happening to me.
  
Franklin: I'm also interested in that happening to me.
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    Neighborhood watch. What a ****ing joke!
  
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    Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those ****ers on every level.
  
