A character in The Watch (2012)

Evan Trautwig quotes from The Watch (2012)

Ben Stiller
Played by Ben Stiller The Watch (2012) · 19 quotes
A line from Evan Trautwig

You've been planning an alien invasion... in my Costco?

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Scenes with Evan Trautwig

3 scenes
Evan
[Looking at green gunge]

Wait a second. I've seen this stuff before.

Franklin

Had you just won a Kids' choice award?

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Bob

What the **** is he doing here?

Evan

It's ok he saved us!

Franklin

Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.

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Bob

When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?

Evan

Well, it's not that simple.

Bob

Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.

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