Brad Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!
Most-quoted character in Four Christmases (2008): in 7 of its 9 quotes
A line from Brad [as Joseph in the Nativity play]My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant.
More lines from Brad
3 quotes Brad Brad My childhood was like The Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!
Brad You really can't spell 'families' without lies. Try it.
Scenes with Brad
3 scenes
Kate
Joe wasn't gay,
Brad OK, haircuts don't lie.
Connor
Do you know who I am?
Brad What?
Connor
Google me, bitch! I might be famous one day.
Darryl
Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each other's hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
Darryl
I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
Brad Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?
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