This is a personal gift from the government of the United States for each and everyone of you. A standard issue US-Rifle United States Army, 30 mm caliber, shutterfly, semi-automatic weapon, designed to bring death and destruction to the enemy. This is to be your lover, your mistress, your concubine, perhaps the only thing in your life that you've ever loved.
Lads let's dance. Grab a girl!
Do not point your gun forward.
I do not want to be shot today ... no matter how much you are tempted.
Bring attention!
Problem private Cornstein?
Was there no one of your size, or is it the color that is the problem?
No Sarg.
I was told I don't have to carry a weapon.
Come again? step forward private, I can't be hearing this right.
Well, I'm sorry sir, I can not touch a gun.




