Andrew Garfield movie quotes

View Quote I know it's not okay for me to say this but I- I **** hate the homeless. Everybody says we need to take of them, but I think they're **** bullies. Poltergeists.... All they do is float around the edges, on the peripheries and watch people eating delicious food, drinking beer and falling in love. They can't participate so they get jealous, and then they harrass us.

View Quote [Standing over chess board] H6 to G4, [Circles the squares and glances bracelet] "NPM 1, 35 to 37". NPM. NPM. What the **** does NPM mean? [Repeats "NPM" repeatedly then has an epiphant, rushes to stack of Nintendo Power magazines] NPM 1. Nintendo Power Magazine issue one. And 37. NPM 35 to 37. 35 to 37. Okay. Page 35, 36, 37. Oh my god. [Writes chess square position coordinates on pull-out map in magazine] H6, G4. H6, G4. H6. Calm down. Calm down. H6 to... one, two, three, four. G4. H6 to G4. [Circles in map] What the **** do I do with that? [Sighs] H6 to G4. [Rushes over to Spacestones cereal box, opens it and tries to eat the cereal but spits it out and finds a map, unfurling it] ****, yes. [Lays cereal map over magazine map] Wow. My god. You were right. You were right. Okay. H6 to G4. So that's the reservoir, and that's Mount Hollywood. [Rushes to laptop to search for satellite views only to learn that it's censored] What the **** is in there?!

View Quote [Sitting on floor] What's that? [Counts letters in lyrics of album reverse side] One, two, three. One, two, three, "u". Five. One, two, three, four, five. "B". Three. One, two, three. "D". One. One, two... seven. "U". "U". Nuh. "N". And, "w". "T". And... "N". "N". It's "Rub deans head now aitun er newton". "Rub deans head and wait under newton". "Rub deans head and wait under newton". "Rub deans head and wait under newton". [Gets up giggling excitedly and dances] Okay. "Rub Dean's head and wait under Newton". What the **** does that mean? Dean Martin. Dean. Larry Dean Stanton. Dean Koontz. Richard Dean Anderson. Dean of admissions. Dean Stockwell. James Dean. [Goes to window] "Rub Dean's head". "Rub Dean's head". [Sighs, looks at bird woman then shifts gaze to Griffith Observatory] James Dean's head. Ha! Heh!

View Quote Sean Parker: You think you know me, don't you?
Eduardo Saverin: I've read enough.
Sean Parker: You know how much I've read about you? [whispers] Nothing.

View Quote Eduardo Saverin: [About Sean Parker] I don't want that guy representing himself as a part of this company.
Mark Zuckerberg: You gotta move out here, Wardo; this is where its all happening.
Eduardo Saverin: Did you hear what I just said?
Mark Zuckerberg: The connections, the energy--
Eduardo Saverin: Mark, you gotta--
Mark Zuckerberg: [Interrupting] I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind. I want... I need you out here. [Embarrassed] Please don't tell him {Sean} I said that.
Eduardo Saverin: What did you just say?
Mark Zuckerberg: It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would. It's moving fast.
Eduardo Saverin: What did you mean?
Mark Zuckerberg: And Sean thinks we have...
Eduardo Saverin: [Interrupting] Sean's not a part of this company.
Mark Zuckerberg: We have over 300,000 members Wardo...
Eduardo Saverin: I'm aware of that.
Mark Zuckerberg: ...and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe.
Eduardo Saverin: [Getting angry] I'm aware of that! MARK, I'M THE CFO!!
Mark Zuckerberg: We need more programmers, and we need more money, and he's set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town.
Eduardo Saverin: He set up other meetings?
Mark Zuckerberg: Yes.
Eduardo Saverin: Without me knowing anything about it?
Mark Zuckerberg: [Irritated] You were in New York!
Eduardo Saverin: [Angry again] I'M IN NEW YORK, RIDING SUBWAYS 14 HOURS A DAY, TRYING TO FIND ADVERTISERS!!
Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah, and how's it going so far?!
[Pause]
Eduardo Saverin: What did you mean, "get left behind"?

View Quote Christy Lee: When did you get back?
Eduardo Saverin: You scared me. I need you to knock.
Christy Lee: [Sternly] When did you get back?
Eduardo Saverin: I got back this afternoon.
Christy Lee: And when were you going to call me?
Eduardo Saverin: Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired and...
Christy Lee: Or answer one of my 47 texts? Did you know I sent 47 texts?
Eduardo Saverin: I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.
Christy Lee: Are you mocking me?
Eduardo Saverin: I brought you a present.
Christy Lee: Why does your status say "single" on your Facebook page?
Eduardo Saverin: What?
Christy Lee: Why does your relationship status say "single" on your Facebook page?!
Eduardo Saverin: I was single when I set up the page.
Christy Lee: And you somehow never bothered to change it?
Eduardo Saverin: I –
Christy Lee: [looks at him sternly] What?
Eduardo Saverin: I don't know how.
Christy Lee: Do I look stupid to you?
Eduardo Saverin: No. Calm down.
Christy Lee: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?!
Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing, so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.
Christy Lee: Go to hell.
Eduardo Saverin: Take it easy.
Christy Lee: No! You didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts every time you got to see Mark!
Eduardo Saverin: It's not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts don't care what anyone's relationship status is on Facebook. Please open your present. [his cell phone rings]
Christy Lee: Your phone does work. It's Mark.
Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be tricky. Please open your present. It's a silk scarf.
Christy Lee: Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
Eduardo Saverin: This will be your first. [answering his cell phone] Yeah?
Mark Zuckerberg: You froze our account?
Eduardo Saverin: I did.
Mark Zuckerberg: You froze the account!
Eduardo Saverin: I had to get your attention, Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg: Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on?
Eduardo Saverin: We have been working on!
Mark Zuckerberg: [speaking frantically, almost hysterical] Without money, the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else: we don't crash, ever! If those servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed! Users are fickle, Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire userbase. The users are interconnected, that is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online, and if one domino goes, the other dominoes go, don't you get that?! I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at AEPi!

View Quote Tobias: So sorry, but do we know each other?
Almut: Oh. Yeah... No. Um... sorry... I... I, I ran you over.
Tobias: Oh.
Almut: Sorry.
Tobias: It's all right.

View Quote Almut: I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of sleeping with an invalid before.
Tobias: I suppose I'm a bit, um, out of practice. I'm also just suddenly aware I... I don't, I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me.
Almut: Such low expectations.

View Quote Almut: My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix.
Tobias: Well... I can confirm to you that on occasion I do have access to complementary Weetabix, yeah.

View Quote Electro: You're too late, Spider-Man. I designed this power grid. Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine. I will control everything. And I will be like a god to them.
Spider-Man: A god named Sparkles?

View Quote Spider-Man: [hanging upside down] Mr. Osborn, look up. [comes down] I hear you’ve been looking for me.
Harry: I cannot believe my eyes! Spider-Man. Just the guy I wanted to see. [pours himself some whiskey] So...did you, uh...talk to Peter?
Spider-Man: Yep. I wanna help you, Mr. Osborn, I really, really do...but I can't give you my blood. Not right now.
Harry: Excuse me?
Spider-Man: It's too dangerous. If our blood is incompatible, with the wrong mixing, you could die.
Harry: I'm already dying. Your blood can't make me die more.
Spider-Man: But it could do something worse.
Harry: Okay. Alright, how much?
Spider-Man: How much what?
Harry: How much do you want? Name it. You want a boat? A plane? Money? How much do you want?
Spider-Man: I don't want your money.
Harry: Oh, come on! EVERYONE WANTS MY MONEY!
Spider-Man: I don't.
Harry: I thought... I thought you were supposed to save people. That's what you do, you're supposed to save people's lives, and now, y-you're just gonna let me die?
Spider-Man: Look, I'm just trying to protect you now.
Harry: No. No, you’re not. You are trying to protect yourself.
Spider-Man: Look, we just need a bit more time to think of something else.
Harry: I do not HAVE TIME!!! [throws glass at Spider-Man, dodges, and it hits a TV.]
Spider-Man: I'm sorry. [leaves, and Harry looks out the window; he angrily walks away]
Harry: YOU'RE A FRAUD, SPIDER-MAN!! [angrily knocks down a table with his whiskey on it, as Spider-Man sits on the side of the building in regret]

View Quote [last lines; after Spider-Man makes his return to confront Aleksei Sytsevich, who is rampaging New York as the Rhino]
Aleksei/Rhino: You fight me? You fight me now? Huh?
Spider-Man: On behalf of the fine people of New York City and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air.
Rhino: NEVER! I crush you, I kill you! I destroy you!
Spider-Man: You want me to come down there so you can kill me?
Rhino: Yes!
Spider-Man: I'll be right there. [Sighs contently] There's no place like home.
[Spider-Man then swings on by to fight the Rhino, thus continuing his never-ending destiny of being New York's hero, and ending The Amazing Spider-Man films]