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Almut: I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of sleeping with an invalid before.
Tobias: I suppose I'm a bit, um, out of practice. I'm also just suddenly aware I... I don't, I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me.
Almut: Such low expectations.
Tobias: I suppose I'm a bit, um, out of practice. I'm also just suddenly aware I... I don't, I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me.
Almut: Such low expectations.
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Almut: My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix.
Tobias: Well... I can confirm to you that on occasion I do have access to complementary Weetabix, yeah.
Tobias: Well... I can confirm to you that on occasion I do have access to complementary Weetabix, yeah.
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Almut: What's the rush?
Tobias: Because I'm worried that's there's a very distinct and real possibility that I am about to fall in love with you.
Tobias: Because I'm worried that's there's a very distinct and real possibility that I am about to fall in love with you.
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Tobias: I probably ought to get going...
Almut: Why? Who says?
Tobias: I don't know. You're right, I don't know why I said that.
Almut: I mean, unless you have shit to do, then...
Tobias: I have nothing. But if you, I mean have shit to do then you know...
Almut: I have nothing.
Almut: Why? Who says?
Tobias: I don't know. You're right, I don't know why I said that.
Almut: I mean, unless you have shit to do, then...
Tobias: I have nothing. But if you, I mean have shit to do then you know...
Almut: I have nothing.
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Tobias: So sorry, but do we know each other?
Almut: Oh. Yeah... No. Um... sorry... I... I, I ran you over.
Tobias: Oh.
Almut: Sorry.
Tobias: It's all right.
Almut: Oh. Yeah... No. Um... sorry... I... I, I ran you over.
Tobias: Oh.
Almut: Sorry.
Tobias: It's all right.
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[after running Tobias over] The chocolate orange was pronounced dead at the scene.
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So... I was thinking... maybe, um, we... should have some sex... before my treatment begins.