Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird... Two dragons.
David Starsky
Ben Stiller · 40 quotes
Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson
Owen Wilson · 31 quotes
Starsky
Paul Michael Glaser · 30 quotes
Huggy Bear
Snoop Dogg · 15 quotes
Reese Feldman
Vince Vaughn · 15 quotes
Kitty
Juliette Lewis · 5 quotes
Big Earl
3 quotes
Captain Doby
Fred Williamson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: David Starsky & Starsky (29), David Starsky & Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson (24), Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson & Starsky (24)
Starsky and Hutch quotes
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Dancin' Rick This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.
Bat Mitzvah Singer Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
What's that supposed to mean?
[as Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl]
I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.
No. Let's go.
[hangs up the phone]
Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.
Are we cool?
Yes, we're cool.
[Hutch shows his stomach]
Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.
What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
Oh that's gorgeous.
You sick son of a bitch.
Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up]
Chau [after the bullet falls back into the gun]
Wait! There's really a bullet in the gun!
Yes... I know...That is the point of...Russian Roulette!
Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."
Tch. What idiot said that?
I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.
Hutch, you'll have the usual?
You know it and make it a double.
Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.
Leon You got it boss.
Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.
I don't got it.
Or not. That's cool. I'm good.
I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch.
Come on Huggy, what's the difference?
A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.
Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink.
Come on! I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time.
Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside.
Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar.
Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it.
[after seeing the Grand Torino]
Whoa! Your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Pop the hood, let me see what you got under -
Hey! Hotshot! What do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
Okay, okay.
You do not bang on the hood. You never under any circumstances drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go.
[reading Starsky's report on him]
"Cavorting with nefarious characters". "Conduct unbecoming an officer".
Come on. I wrote that thing two weeks ago, things are totally cool with us now.
Did you go through my locker?
No.
You went through my locker.
I mean, I may have looked through it while it was open but...
If you've got a problem with someone you tell it to their face, you come to them as a man. You don't go behind their back, write a thesis and try to get transferred to another precinct.
No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren't paying me to protect them.
Give me a break. You've never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?
I bring a thermos.
Are you crying?
Hmm?
Are you crying?
It's okay to cry. People cry.
Well, I'm not like many people. I'm not a crier, I don't cry, I work out. I have a job, I have hobbies...