[reading Starsky's report on him]

"Cavorting with nefarious characters". "Conduct unbecoming an officer".

Come on. I wrote that thing two weeks ago, things are totally cool with us now.

Did you go through my locker?

No.

You went through my locker.

I mean, I may have looked through it while it was open but...

If you've got a problem with someone you tell it to their face, you come to them as a man. You don't go behind their back, write a thesis and try to get transferred to another precinct.