Starsky Are you OK, little pony? Starsky It's 10 o'clock, you're late; I've been here since 8. Hutch 8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8. Starsky Well, don't sweat it, 'cause ya know what? Crime called in sick, it's gonna get a late start too. Hutch Crime called in sick, I like that... Hutch Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky. Starsky Hi Willis. Willis Is this the dickweed you were telling me about? Hutch Just shake his hand.