Big Earl quotes from Starsky and Hutch (2004)

I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.

Hutch

No. Let's go.

Starsky

Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.

Are we cool?

Starsky

Yes, we're cool.

Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.

What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.

What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?

Oh that's gorgeous.

You sick son of a bitch.

Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up]

Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird... Two dragons.