Dr. Eggman / Robotnik quotes
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[As his vehicles/robots show to have smaller ones in each] Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?
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[when Sonic's continuing to destroy his robots] OHHH!! GIVE ME A BIG, FAT, BREAK!
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[to Tom, finding one of Sonic's quills] Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again? I'm going to give you 5 seconds to tell me where it is.
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No. Don’t be bothered. You just sit there and be “u”... ‘seless.
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NOBODY CARES!!!!
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That was an illegal left, by the way!
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What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!
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[Surprised at Sonic pushing Tom and Maddie off the top of the Transamerica Pyramid] I was not expecting that. [shrugs] But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
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The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!
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[Following Sonic up the Great Pyramid] You're not allowed up there! It's one of the Seven Wonders!
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[On the "mushroom planet", Robotnik has shaved his hair, becoming fully bald and now has a overgrown mustache] My grasp on sanity remains... absolute. [Turns his head] Isn't that right, Agent Stone? [We see a stone carving of what is supposed to be Agent Stone. Robotnik picks up the rock] Why don't you get a head start? [Tosses the rock] Do some "Rock-Connaissance"! HAHAHAHAHA! "ROCK-CONNAISSANCE"! Come on, that's hilarious! [Bumps a mushroom] What's the matter with you?! [Picks up his doctor’s log, which reads, DOCTOR’S LOG: DAY 87] Here's the sitch: Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home. A lesser man would die here.[looks at Sonic's quill in his hand] I'll be home by Christmas! [Robotnik puts the capsule away and puts his flight goggles on and starts imitating a robot, making servo noises with each turn of his body as he walks. He sees the stone carving of Agent Stone again, picks it up, and throws it one last time.] "ROCK-CONNAISANCE"! [laughs manically] Come on, cheer up!