Grinch quotes

View Quote One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

View Quote I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.

View Quote Oh, no. The sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care! What is the deal?! Wait!

View Quote [Frustrated] Ugh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE!

View Quote [After Martha says that her gifts from Mayor May Who are dazzling and The Grinch angrily scratched her new car from Mayor May Who] Of course, they are. That's what it's all about, isn't it? [Laughing] That's what it's always been about! Gifts. Gifts. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! Do you know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump! And the avarice! The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs! I want diamonds! I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue!" Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid! [looks up to and advances towards Martha May Whovier] There is, however... 1... teeny-tiny... Christmas tradition... I find... quite... meaningful. [snatches up a sprig of mistletoe from Martha] Mistletoe. Now, pucker up and KISS IT, Whoville! Boi-i-i-i-i-i-ing! [puts a bit of mistletoe over his butt, and then waggles it; later shaves off the Mayor's hair with the same razor he gave the Grinch to tease him] Uh, oh. Somebody's... fabulous! [kisses the Mayor]

View Quote [smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?

View Quote [singing] ♪ Tick tock, tick tock. ♪♪ Counting down the Christmas clock. ♪♪ Old, young, big, small–♪ [Realizes he's singing] RA-AAAAA-AUGH!!! [covers his ears with his pillow] Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.

View Quote And then all the noise.All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE!They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! [Narrator: Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.] [while jumping angrily] And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast!They'll eat their Who pudding and rare Who roast beast!Which is something I cannot stand in the least. [realizing what he's said] Oh, noǃ I'M SPEAKING IN RHY-YME! AAAHHHH! BLAST YOU, WHOS! [sobs]

View Quote [The Grinch is causing chaos all over Whoville. He tries to signal a cab.] Taxi! [The taxi drives right by him] It's because I'm green, isn't it?!

View Quote Oh, well. It's just toys, right? [Cindy: Hi, Mr. Grinch.] [gasps] Cindy Lou… WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?! [Cindy: I came to see you. No one should be alone on Christmas.]

View Quote [After the Grinch starts up his sleigh outside his cave] THIS IS NUTS! [Max barks] ON, CRASHER! ON, THRASHER! ON, VOMIT AND BLITZKRIEG–! [on the sleigh he made; freaking out] WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!! I'M GOING TO THROW UP, AND THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!! MOMMY, TELL IT TO STOP!! [sobs, then calms down] Ha! Almost lost my cool there.

View Quote [joyfully] Merry christmas, one and all!

View Quote [joyfully] Play, monkey! Play! [rides on a jackhammer while vocalizing] OWIE!!!

View Quote I asked for 3/4, not 5/8. Stay focused!

View Quote Holiday Whobie-wantie?