Jedidiah
He got it! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Balthazar
Hallelujah!
Jedidiah
Ya found the water!
Balthazar
You did it, son!
Ezekiel
Well, actually...
Balthazar
WHY CAN'T YOU BE ALL BRAINY LIKE YOUR BROTHER?!
Ezekiel
Pappy, about that water, there's something I gotta tell you.
Balthazar
Hush! Hush up, now. Somebody's comin'.
Rango
YOO-HOO! HA HA! Good sirs! Gracious good afternoon to thee and thee and thee! May I present, Madame Lupone's Terpsichorean Group of Traveling Thespians!
Balthazar
What's that?
Ezekiel
I think they's thespians!
Balthazar
Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!
Rango
The stage is set! The princess prepares to take her own life!
Beans
I yearn for love.
Rango
Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands watch at the castle gate! (extended version only: [Elgin does nothing] Stands watch at the castle gate.)
Elgin
Hark, who goes there?
Balthazar
This plot's highly predictable.
Ezekiel
Quiet! This is my favorite part!
Rango
Arriving to great fanfare, 'twas her aging father… [the band of Elf Owls, also disguised in Medieval costumes, fanfare and Sergeant Turley enters kneeling with a wooden sword. Awkward silence. Then Rango remembers about the arrow in Turley's eye.] ...Strucketh by Cupid.
Sergeant Turley
Uh, prithee, unhand my fair daughter and reach for the... Uh, uh... Line?
Ezekiel
"REACH FOR THE SKY!" [everyone suddenly pulls out loaded guns on the small family]
Balthazar
W-w-w-w-what was that?
Jedidiah
Oh, must be very immersive theater.
Rango: We got ya surrounded! You and your entire family get your hands up where I can see 'em!
Balthazar
My entire family?
♪ Grit and spit and collared greens ♪
♪ Waffle chitons, monkey brains ♪
♪ Refried bones and booger blood ♪
♪ Pickled eggs and flaps of mud ♪
Rango
It's a full house.
Balthazar
Looks like we're gonna have a good, old-fashioned standoff.
Rango
I'll have you know, you're not lookin' at our entire contingent.
Caw-caw, caw-caw, caw, caw, caw-caw, caw!
What's that? What's that supposed to be?!
Elgin
That's the signal.
Waffles
Yeah, that's the signal! Something must've gone wrong!
Balthazar
So, uh... somethin' supposed to happen?
Rango
I am... open to suggestions. [Spoons fakes a heart attack and fires a gun, frightening the boar that was carrying the stolen water and causing it to run off] RUUUUUUUUUUN!
Beans
GET ON THE WAGON!
Balthazar
Should we have ourselves some sport, chillens?
Jedidiah
Ooh, I-I likes it when they run.
Balthazar
Maybelle, give the holler!
Yee-haw, biddy-haw-biddy-haw-biddy-haw!
Yee-haw, biddy-haw-biddy-haw, biddy-haw-biddy-hoo! [they burrow underground]
