Whoa, that's nasty.
I have had it! No more! The wild animals have pushed me too far! The next wild I see crawl out of that forest, if they don't have their papers, they're getting a full-Fifi-smackdown! THIS... IS... WAR!
Boog
Mike Epps · 25 quotes
Fifi
Crispin Glover · 25 quotes
Mr. Weenie
Cody Cameron · 17 quotes
McSquizzy
Billy Connolly · 15 quotes
Elliot
Joel McHale · 14 quotes
Giselle
Jane Krakowski · 7 quotes
Roger
Sean Mullen · 7 quotes
Stanley
Fred Stoller · 7 quotes
Roberto
Steve Schirripa · 6 quotes
Charlene
Olivia Hack · 3 quotes
Rufus
Diedrich Bader · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Stanley & Roger (6), Elliot & Boog (3), Fifi & Roberto (3)
Open Season 2 quotes
Page 2 of 8Careful Roger-- [Roger gets ran over by Weenie] Too late.
Ice cream! Mine, Mine, mine!!!
Stanley, it's the fishies!
Stanley, old buddy!
Stanley, it's been ages!
Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger.
Really?! It seems like such a long time.
Look, do I have to explain this again, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time, and painfully, we have the same conversation.
We do?
Yes! Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell? [Pauses for a few seconds]
Stanley, it's been ages!
It's gonna be a long week.
Hey Fifi! Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?
Really?!
Something's not right here. Do you smell something fishy, Roger?
Barracuda!
[Stanley sighs]
Woman
Fifi. Fifi, stop! Do you hear me?! [Roberto: C'mon, helped the brother out.]
[As he is trying to tell Giselle how he really feels, Elliot is continuously interrupted by birds and Deni]
Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear every time you're near?! ...Unless, like me... they long to be...
[Boog is proud of Elliot since he finally managed to say, "I do" during he and Giselle's wedding]
That's my main man!
[Boog looks at a trailer and then screams]
What is it? [Boog groans in disgust] Use your words. [Boog points to a trailer where a women is grooming her dog] Okay, I see a woman and her dog.
Stanley and Roger
[During the musical number for "Close to You"] [Singing]
La la-la-la-la, close to you
Rufus and Charlene
[During the musical number of "Close to You"] [Singing]
La la-la-la-la, close to you
[Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]
Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Oh, shut up!