"Pieces," you strudelkopf!
Boog
Mike Epps · 25 quotes
Fifi
Crispin Glover · 25 quotes
Mr. Weenie
Cody Cameron · 17 quotes
McSquizzy
Billy Connolly · 15 quotes
Elliot
Joel McHale · 14 quotes
Giselle
Jane Krakowski · 7 quotes
Roger
Sean Mullen · 7 quotes
Stanley
Fred Stoller · 7 quotes
Roberto
Steve Schirripa · 6 quotes
Charlene
Olivia Hack · 3 quotes
Rufus
Diedrich Bader · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Stanley & Roger (6), Elliot & Boog (3), Fifi & Roberto (3)
Open Season 2 quotes
Page 1 of 8Uh-huh. Look again. [Giselle and McSquizzy look again to see that woman has heavy make up, they scream and Boog grabs them to keep them quiet]
Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares!
Oh, Rufus! [Points] There you are! How's my shinin' star?
Why, Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes! Mm-mm-mm!
Oh, goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?
Well, I'd be much obliged.
[Charlene sniffs Rufus' butt]
Forever and ever?!
Ian
[To Giselle]
Still time to change your mind.
Ew! What?!
From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together... as one!
Not ONE. TEN.
Speaking of that has made me hungry. Come along, let's get a little snack at Jumbo Convience.
Uh, nope. I think we- [finds Ronberto eating peanutbutter and slurping lemonade] Oh, no.
Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural!
Isn't this great, Boog?
What's guilty?
Well, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're livin' life on the edge! It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!
Hey, guys. Room for one more?
For sure!
RABBIT FIIIIGHT!!!
TIMES UP!
Ian
Oh, and Giselle, there's still some time if you'd rather be served some beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
[Upon seeing Buddy disguised as Elliot's blue wig; to Giselle, who is disguised as a dalmatian, while McSquizzy is disguised as a chihuahua]
Wow! I didn't see him up there, did you?
I'm vild!
[Seeing Fifi's zit on his tail from being zapped by a bug lighter in his tragic story]
It's so pink!
It's not bad. No one will even notice.
[Dog walk by and laugh at Fifi's bald spot]
No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice?!]]
Okay.
No one will notice?
Okay, I hear you.
He noticed. He noticed.
Okay.
I noticed.
Take it--, Fifi.
You noticed.
I heard you.
We all noticed.
I got it.
I noticed!
Forget it. Me and my big mouth.