Elliot quotes

View Quote This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! Criminy, what have I done?! Giselle!

View Quote As my single life ends, finishes, expires, perishes, goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!