Roberto [Seeing Fifi's zit on his tail from being zapped by a bug lighter in his tragic story]
It's so pink!
Played by Steve Schirripa 
Open Season 2 (2008) · 116 quotes
Open Season 2 (2008) · 116 quotes
9th most-quoted character in Open Season 2 (2008): in 6 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Fifi (3)
Scenes with Roberto
6 scenes Roberto Roberto [Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]
Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Oh, shut up!
Roberto [Upon seeing Buddy in the pets' tent]
He's so blue.
From this day forward, domestics and wilds will live together... as one!
Not ONE. TEN.
Roberto Speaking of that has made me hungry. Come along, let's get a little snack at Jumbo Convience.
Uh, nope. I think we- [finds Ronberto eating peanutbutter and slurping lemonade] Oh, no.
Roberto Whoa, that's nasty.
I have had it! No more! The wild animals have pushed me too far! The next wild I see crawl out of that forest, if they don't have their papers, they're getting a full-Fifi-smackdown! THIS... IS... WAR!
Roberto It's not bad. No one will even notice.
[Dog walk by and laugh at Fifi's bald spot]
No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice?!]]
Roberto Okay.
No one will notice?
Roberto Okay, I hear you.
He noticed. He noticed.
Roberto Okay.
I noticed.
Roberto Take it--, Fifi.
You noticed.
Roberto I heard you.
We all noticed.
Roberto I got it.
I noticed!
Roberto Forget it. Me and my big mouth.
