A character in Open Season 3 (2010)

Roberto quotes from Open Season 3 (2010)

Steve Schirripa

In 7 of the 141 quotes from Open Season 3 (2010)
Most scenes with: Fifi (3), Mr. Weenie (3), Stanley (3)

Scenes with Roberto

7 scenes
Roberto
[When Bob and Bobbie leave]

Well, we might as well dig in since all hope is lost.

Roberto

Aha! The circus! This way!

Roberto
[Roberto slides off the trailer and screams; a loud thud is heard]

I'm okay. I'm okay.

[Mr. Weenie meets Fifi -- who got neutered and no longer hates wild animals -- in Bob and Bobbie's RV] [Scared]

Fuzzy!

Roberto

Yeah.

Nein!

Roberto

Yeah.

Nein!

Roberto

Yeah! You know, some animals are a lot kinder once they've been...

Fixed! Oh. Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.

[Looking scared]

He's not still mad at me, is he?

Roberto

I think his angry days are behind them, if you know what I mean.

Roberto
[After Bob and Bobbie leave to go look for Bigfoot]

Wow. Is she always like this?

Yeah, but it's not so bad. Mein friends! It's so good to see you all!

And you, too.

Roberto

Ya look great!

Roger

Weenie! It's been ages! [Sniffs his foot; makes a disgusted groan] Stinky foot!

[Roger puts his foot to Stanley's face] [In disgust]

Whoo! Whoo! Why?!

[Notices a sheepdog]

Who's our new friend?

Roberto

I'd like you to meet Nate. Nate, meet Mr. Weenie.

Roberto
[Nate pants and barks]

He's the strong, silent type.

Roberto

The circus is coming!

How can the circus be coming?! THE CIRCUS IS A TENT!! WITH POSTS!! STUCK IN THE GROUND!!! This is a highway!

Roger

Group hug! [knocks the other pets off the highway]

[The pets are in the back of a balloon truck that stopped at a gas station near the Puni Mart]

How could you have been so wrong?!

Roberto

I don't know. Maybe it's allergies.

[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie sees Doug and TV and mistakes him for Boog]

Hey, zat's Boog!

Roberto

I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.

Listen! I know Boog and zat guy's Boog!

Whoa. That is Boog. He sure looks terrible.

Of course he looks terrible! They're trying to KILL HIM!!!

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