A character in Open Season 3 (2010)

Fifi quotes from Open Season 3 (2010)

Crispin Glover

Scenes with Fifi

11 scenes
Fifi
[In the Puni Mart, while Mr. Weenie is trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, Fifi spots jar of jellybeans]

Look! They're colors! Its perfect replacement! I need those!

Earl
[He knocks the jar over and it breaks]

Hey! Stop this!

Mr. Weenie

Aah! We have been discovered!
[Fifi quickly grabs two jellybeans with his mouth and runs off, and then the chase begins]

Roger
[Fifi and Roger are flying through the air in the Maslova Family Circus]

Pretty!

Fifi

Oh no!
[Fifi and Roger go through a ring of fire]

Roger
[In Bob and Bobbie's RV, Roger regurgitates the circus poster he ate earlier in the Puni Mart]

Oh, Meat Snacks!

Fifi
[Fifi drops his meat]

Excuse me for a moment.

Fifi
[Fifi runs off, and starts throwing up; Stanley grosses out; Fifi comes back a moment later]

I hate cats!

Stanley

So do I.

Ringmaster

Please welcome... the Juggling Pugs!

Elliot
[The camera zooms over to two pugs juggling balls, along with Fifi] [Whispering]

Fifi! Do *you* see him?

Fifi
[Not paying attention]

Heh heh. Do I see what?

Mr. Weenie
[Mr. Weenie meets Fifi -- who got neutered and no longer hates wild animals -- in Bob and Bobbie's RV] [Scared]

Fuzzy!

Roberto

Yeah.

Mr. Weenie

Nein!

Roberto

Yeah.

Mr. Weenie

Nein!

Roberto

Yeah! You know, some animals are a lot kinder once they've been...

Fifi

Fixed! Oh. Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.

Mr. Weenie
[Looking scared]

He's not still mad at me, is he?

Roberto

I think his angry days are behind them, if you know what I mean.

Fifi
[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie and his domestic friends are all looking at the Maslova Family Circus poster]

I've seen those lights before.

Mr. Weenie
[He runs over to the window]

Wait. You mean ze circus is just behind zose trees?

Fifi

Yes, my new old friend! Boog is closer than we ever imagined!

Roberto

The circus is coming!

Fifi

How can the circus be coming?! THE CIRCUS IS A TENT!! WITH POSTS!! STUCK IN THE GROUND!!! This is a highway!

Roger

Group hug! [knocks the other pets off the highway]

Fifi
[The pets are falling down and screaming; Fifi's metal balls are also falling]

No! No!

Fifi
[He manages to grab them]

Thank you.

Mr. Weenie
[In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie sees Doug and TV and mistakes him for Boog]

Hey, zat's Boog!

Roberto

I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.

Mr. Weenie

Listen! I know Boog and zat guy's Boog!

Stanley

Whoa. That is Boog. He sure looks terrible.

Fifi

Of course he looks terrible! They're trying to KILL HIM!!!

Fifi
[The pets are trying to get out of the RV, when Nate picks them up and throws them out]

Aah! My stitches! Aaaahh!

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