Alistair Ah! I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!
What are you talkin' about? I'm not sweatin'!
Alistair Yes you are! I see a little drop of moisture on your upper brow! Right there! Hello, little sweat!
Yeah, sweat. Right.
Played by Dana Snyder 
Open Season 3 (2010) · 141 quotes
Open Season 3 (2010) · 141 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Open Season 3 (2010): in 8 of its 141 quotes
Most scenes with: Boog (5)
Scenes with Alistair
8 scenes Alistair Alistair Alistair [Alistair is having trouble lifting Doug's cart]
A little help, please! No, you're supervising! That's good!
You want somethin' done, you gotta do it yourself.
Alistair I'm an Argentinian Camelid.
What's an Argentinian Camelid?
Alistair It's a kind of llama.
Alistair Now wait in here until Doug is back at sunset. And everything is gonna be fine!
[He nods his head]
All right, Alistair. If you say so.
[He leaves; Alistair then droops his ears and is sad]
See, I was with Ursa and, well, you know how it is when you're all caught up and--
Alistair [Alistair turns his back to Boog]
Hmph.
Look, Alistair. [As he turns to talk to Alistair, he keeps turning his head away from Boog] Sometimes it's hard to find time for everything a-- and everyone that's important to you.
Alistair Mm-hmm?
Alistair Hmm?
You're right. I've been a bad friend. You might not believe this, but... I know exactly how you feel right now. And I'm sorry.
Alistair It's okay! I forgive you!
Seriously?
Alistair That's what friends do. Right?
Yeah! Amigos!
Alistair [Boog is dressed in a red hat and bowtie and walks out of Doug's wagon]
No need to worry! You gonna knock her out with the real you! She'll be like, "Doug?! Who is Doug?! I'm all about Boog, baby!"
Alistair [Crying]
The only... lonely bear!
Alistair [At the Maslova Family Circus, it is nighttime and Boog and Alistair are sticking their heads out of their carts]
He's not coming back.
Give him a chance. It's still early. And besides, he's a grizzly. We're family.
Alistair It's all a lie! There is no Bearvana!
Oh, come on, Alistair. He'll be back.
Alistair Grizzlies hate each other! It's in their genes!
What are you talkin' about? Grizzlies don't hate each other.
Alistair The mens do! They are muy macho! Doug lied so you can help him escape! And I... I was a partner in crime! IN CRRIIIIIIIIIMME!!! [cries] OH, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?
Doug's not coming back. And Ursa won't talk to me? What am I doin' here?
Other characters in Open Season 3
Boog
Matthew J. Munn
Elliot
Maddie Taylor
Doug
Matthew J. Munn
Fifi
Crispin Glover
Giselita
Ciara Bravo
Ursa
Melissa Sturm
Gisela
Karley Scott Collins
Giselle
Melissa Sturm
Mr. Weenie
Cody Cameron
Roberto
Steve Schirripa
Roger
Sean Mullen
Stanley
Fred Stoller
Elvis
Harrison Fahn
Ian
Maddie Taylor
Ringmaster