Fifi One pit stop, coming up. (Starts Retching then Throws up.)
Tied for most-quoted character in Open Season 2 (2008): in 25 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Roberto (3)
Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?
More lines from Fifi
19 quotes Fifi Fifi I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.
Fifi Speak of the devil. Disgusting.
Fifi Don't worry, we will get through it together.
Fifi I'm coming, mother.
Fifi Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!
Fifi Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!
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Fifi I'm gonna tear you apart!
Fifi We'll have to see how much those insidious wilds have done to him!
Fifi You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.
Fifi Oh, Roberto. I can't, I can't do this.
Fifi That was rhetorical, moron!
Fifi How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?
Fifi I know. It was worse. I've been through it, too.
Fifi Put down those treats. You've eaten enough.
Fifi It's too painful for me to talk about. ...Gather round.
Fifi It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries.
Fifi Uh-oh!
Fifi Roll over. Roll over. [Mr. Weenie: Nein!]
Scenes with Fifi
5 scenes Fifi TIMES UP!
[Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]
Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Fifi Oh, shut up!
Fifi [Fifi is telling the story of him being scared by wild animals in bushes]
I've lost 2 things that day: My innocence... and my squeaky toy.
That is one sad tale.
I want a girlfriend!
Don't interrupt now, please!
Whoa, that's nasty.
Fifi I have had it! No more! The wild animals have pushed me too far! The next wild I see crawl out of that forest, if they don't have their papers, they're getting a full-Fifi-smackdown! THIS... IS... WAR!
It's not bad. No one will even notice.
Fifi [Dog walk by and laugh at Fifi's bald spot]
No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice? No one will notice?!]]
Okay.
Fifi No one will notice?
Okay, I hear you.
Fifi He noticed. He noticed.
Okay.
Fifi I noticed.
Take it--, Fifi.
Fifi You noticed.
I heard you.
Fifi We all noticed.
I got it.
Fifi I noticed!
Forget it. Me and my big mouth.
