Roger quotes from Open Season 2 (2008)

Stanley, old buddy!

Stanley

Here we go.

Stanley, it's been ages!

Stanley

Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger.

Really?! It seems like such a long time.

Stanley

Look, do I have to explain this again, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time, and painfully, we have the same conversation.

We do?

Stanley

Yes! Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell? [Pauses for a few seconds]

Stanley, it's been ages!

Stanley

It's gonna be a long week.

Ice cream! Mine, Mine, mine!!!

Stanley

Hey Fifi! Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?

Really?!

Fifi

I've lost 2 things that day: My innocence... and my squeaky toy.

Charlene

Oh, you poor, sweet thing!

Rufus

That is one sad tale.

I want a girlfriend!

Stanley

Don't interrupt now, please!

Stanley

Something's not right here. Do you smell something fishy, Roger?

Barracuda!
[Stanley sighs]

Stanley, it's the fishies!

Stanley

Not now, Roger!

Weenie you're so fast.

Stanley

Careful Roger-- [Roger gets ran over by Weenie] Too late.