Stanley and Roger
[During the musical number for "Close to You"] [Singing]
La la-la-la-la, close to you
Stanley [Stanley backs away from Roger and makes a sick face]
Not too close...
Played by Fred Stoller 
Open Season 2 (2008) · 116 quotes
Open Season 2 (2008) · 116 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Open Season 2 (2008): in 7 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Roger (6)
Scenes with Stanley
7 scenes Stanley Stanley, old buddy!
Stanley [Sighs]
Here we go.
Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger.
Really?! It seems like such a long time.
Stanley Look, do I have to explain this again, we go to Pet Paradiso every year at the same time, and painfully, we have the same conversation.
We do?
Stanley Yes! Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell? [Pauses for a few seconds]
Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley It's gonna be a long week.
Stanley Hey Fifi! Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?
Really?!
[Fifi is telling the story of him being scared by wild animals in bushes]
I've lost 2 things that day: My innocence... and my squeaky toy.
That is one sad tale.
I want a girlfriend!
Stanley Don't interrupt now, please!
Stanley Something's not right here. Do you smell something fishy, Roger?
Barracuda!
[Stanley sighs]
Stanley, it's the fishies!
Stanley [Steps on Roger]
Not now, Roger!
Stanley Careful Roger-- [Roger gets ran over by Weenie] Too late.
