Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Nutty Professor 2 (2000): in 3 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Anna (3), Cletus (2)
Scenes with Granny
3 scenes
Granny You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.
Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.
I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
Granny Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent] .
Ernie Oh snap now.
Granny What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!
Granny Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
What are you talkin' about? She is an old bag with titties.
Old bag with old bag titties!
Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag!
Granny [to Cletus]
Death!
Granny The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Granny Both feet too, both feet.
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