Cletus quotes from Nutty Professor 2 (2000)

Granny

You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.

Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.

Lord, my, my.

I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.

Granny

Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent] .

Ernie

Oh snap now.

Granny

What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!

Granny

Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.

Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.

Cletus!

What are you talkin' about? She is an old bag with titties.

Jesus!

Old bag with old bag titties!

Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag!

Granny

Death!

Does Cletus know I'm strapped?

Come on, shoot.

I'm strapped, ****!

Denise

Sherman, look at me! Who am I?

Sherman

Ah, pretty lady!

Denise

Oh, honey! It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you.

Sherman

Yeah, nice lady!

Come on, lets get him home.

Well if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey how's things going on the Underground Railroad Isaac?

What about Viagra?

Viagra don't work on me no more. Been taking them like M&M's!