Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Nutty Professor 2 (2000): in 5 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Granny (3), Cletus (2)
Scenes with Anna
5 scenes
You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.
Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.
I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent] .
Ernie Oh snap now.
What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!
Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
What are you talkin' about? She is an old bag with titties.
Old bag with old bag titties!
A Anna
Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag!
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
A Anna
You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Both feet too, both feet.
A Anna
[Answering door]
Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?
FS Fireman Stripper
Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
A Anna
I don't smell no smoke. [sniffs]
FS Fireman Stripper
[Walks in and beings playing music from stereo]
There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente! [begins stripping]
Party guests, Bridesmaid and Denise Ooh! [laugh and clap]
A Anna
Oh...[more forcefully] Cletus!
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