"I'm not that kind of... [screaming] GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!"
Cletus
6 quotes
Sherman Klump
Eddie Murphy · 6 quotes
Anna
5 quotes
Buddy Love
Eddie Murphy · 5 quotes
Klump Family
4 quotes
Dean Richmond
Larry Miller · 3 quotes
Granny
Eddie Murphy · 3 quotes
Outtakes
1 quote
Most scenes together: Anna & Granny (3), Anna & Cletus (2), Sherman Klump & Buddy Love (2)
Nutty Professor 2 quotes
Page 1 of 2Oh...[more forcefully] Cletus!
[Isaac, Granny's boyfriend, walks to the dinner table]
Well if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey how's things going on the Underground Railroad Isaac?
Hey Cletus, who that there piece of spaghetti remind you of? Maybe Mr. Johnson perhaps?
Ernie [the chorus just finished singing 'Happy Day']
Happy day, happy day, happy day my ass.
Mama Klump
[after being rejected of sexual intercourse with Cletus]
What about Viagra?
Viagra don't work on me no more. Been taking them like M&M's!
Papa Klump
[Making Sherman drink the water Buddy evaporated in. Pulls his head out]
What's your mama's middle name? [Sherman mumbles] Hell no, that ain't it! [Pushes his head back in]
Fireman Stripper
Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
I don't smell no smoke. [sniffs]
Fireman Stripper
[Walks in and beings playing music from stereo]
There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente! [begins stripping]
Party guests, Bridesmaid and Denise Ooh! [laugh and clap]
Denise [persistent]
Sherman, look at me! Who am I?
Ah, pretty lady!
Denise [sobbing]
Oh, honey! It's going to be okay, I'll take care of you.
Come on, lets get him home.
Grandma Klump
Does Cletus know I'm strapped?
Come on, shoot.
Grandma Klump
I'm strapped, ****!
Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
Cletus!
What are you talkin' about? She is an old bag with titties.
Jesus!
Old bag with old bag titties!
Damn it, Cletus! Don't you mind?
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag!
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Both feet too, both feet.
You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going.
Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that.
Lord, my, my.
I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent] .
Ernie Oh snap now.
What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!
Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...
"I"
Thank you. T-E!
Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?
...Denise will ya...will ya...let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?
Mexican band
"...Put the beef in your taco!
Denise What?
[Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back]
Oh, no! No, no, no! (Chuckles) That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that.
Denise ...Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not...
Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ole whopper right now, huh?
Mexican band
"...A big ole whopper right now!
Neighbor You're sick!
Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!
Neighbor [Sherman does a perverted dance in front of a shocked Denise, and falls to the ground, sexually humping it.]
You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!
[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is]
Ah, pretty lady!