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[Sherman is serenading Denise with the assistance of a Mariachi band]
Sherman: Denise will you...
Buddy: Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?
Sherman: ...Denise will ya...will ya...let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?
Mexican band: "...Put the beef in your taco!
Denise: What?
Sherman: [Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back] Oh, no! No, no, no! (Chuckles) That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that.
Denise: ...Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not...
Sherman: Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ole whopper right now, huh?
Mexican band: "...A big ole whopper right now!
Neighbor: You're sick!
Sherman: Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!
[Sherman does a perverted dance in front of a shocked Denise, and falls to the ground, sexually humping it.]
Neighbor: You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!


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