Surly, you left me! [Surly pushes him away] Wait! Man, don't leave me alone! There is a crazed rat up there!
Surly
Will Arnett · 16 quotes
Raccoon
Liam Neeson · 11 quotes
Andie
Katherine Heigl · 10 quotes
Mole
Jeff Dunham · 10 quotes
Grayson
Brendan Fraser · 9 quotes
Percy King
Stephen Lang · 7 quotes
Precious
Maya Rudolph · 6 quotes
Fingers
James Rankin · 3 quotes
Jamie
Annick Obonsawin · 3 quotes
Johnny
Joe Pingue · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Surly & Andie (4), Surly & Mole (4), Raccoon & Mole (4)
The Nut Job quotes
Page 4 of 4The day Surly saves this park is the day nuts will rain from the skies. Hmm, there could be an accident.
This park will always honor your deals, Surly.
This really is my last job. [sadly walks into the tunnel]
We dig here, from the alley into the basement.
We're talking almonds, pistachios, walnuts, Brazils. [King: Enough cashews to buy yourselves a racetrack.] And did I mention the peanut brittle? [Johnny: Is that a candy, or a nut?] [chuckles] Both.
Why are you hesitating? [talks about Surly's "crimes"] He's refused to join us, ridiculed our hard work, stolen, cheated, lied, and now destroyed our only food for winter! What say all?!
Why aren't we doing this at night?
YOU DON'T NEED A CAPE! I can't help the park alone. I'm not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water? [Grayson: I did?] That's right. They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! It's hero time.
You should've had a trial, Surly. I'm sorry.