Hey, listen! For as long as this old mill has stood, we have always worked together and kept our promises. We are NOT a pack of wild animals! [brief silence] Well... Okay, we are, but... [Jimmy burps, Johnny laughs] Winter is coming. If we don't work with Surly, we won't survive.
Surly
Will Arnett · 16 quotes
Raccoon
Liam Neeson · 11 quotes
Andie
Katherine Heigl · 10 quotes
Mole
Jeff Dunham · 10 quotes
Grayson
Brendan Fraser · 9 quotes
Percy King
Stephen Lang · 7 quotes
Precious
Maya Rudolph · 6 quotes
Fingers
James Rankin · 3 quotes
Jamie
Annick Obonsawin · 3 quotes
Johnny
Joe Pingue · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Surly & Andie (4), Surly & Mole (4), Raccoon & Mole (4)
The Nut Job quotes
Page 3 of 4Honestly, woman! I am still the park hero around here. [clicks tongue] Which reminds me: why haven't you asked me out on a date?
I call for a vote! Agreed! All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
I gotta tell ya, the nerve of those bums. The nerve of those bums! [mockingly] "Raccoon would approve of this." Oh really?! Raccoon?! That guy?! HE'S A BIGGER THIEF THAN I AM! But those blockheads can't see it. They're blind as Mole. I'm the brains of this outfit! I'm the guy with the...the brains! Did I already say that? Raccoon's nothing but a lyin' old sack of fur! WHAT?!
I'm dead! [The Bruises and Andie run to behind a tire, Mole runs into it] They're gonna send me back to that dog pound, Surly. I know it! I just know it! What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! You gotta help me! I'll do whatever you say. [begins to cry] Whatever you say!
If I don't get rid of you, they're gonna send me back to the pound. Alright? And I can't go back to that pound!
Less food means more control! If the heist succeeds, Raccoon will lose control of the park! [regains confidence] But, so what? You don't care about the park, do you? [backs away from Surly]
Never fear, this sweet body is undamaged! [faints]
Never, you backstabbing vermin! Surly goes down with me!
Oh, the sun's coming up. I must take refuge in the safety of darkness. Out of my way!
Okay, Surly, so, uh... So see you at the nut store. [Surly: Wait, what? That place?] Yeah, Lana's the new owner. Hey, no more whistles, huh? Just face licks. [walks away, sees Andie] Oh, hi, Andie. [she doesn't answer]
Okay, we get in, we fill our bellies, but we do it my way.
Psst. Buddy. Come with me.
Raccoon is... the double-crosser! You have to... believe me! [Surly: Hang on, Mole!] WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!
State lines are just past this dam, then we are home free.