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I didn't touch your seat.
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No, that's just my... my wife.
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No, the one, suckin' the jelly outta them doughnuts.
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Rasputia, I know we're a little nervous because we've never done this before, but we can take our time, darling. In sweet time. Yes. [Rasputia leans into the doorway wearing lingerie] AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed in the process] OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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HALT!!!!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed once again] 187, officer down!
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Happy president's day! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit and we see the bed is propped up with cinderblocks. Rasputia and Norbit both bounce up off the bed and come down again] God bless America!