Kate Thomas Wow, that was some nice show, Norbit.
Played by Thandiwe Newton 
Norbit (2007) · 38 quotes
Norbit (2007) · 38 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Norbit (2007): in 9 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Norbit (3), Rasputia (2)
Oh, yeah! She's pretty!
More lines from Kate Thomas
5 quotes Kate Thomas Kate Thomas I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.
Kate Thomas I just don't trust you anymore.
Kate Thomas Norbit, what are you doing?!
Kate Thomas "What?! No! Don't be silly. You're married, you're here...
Scenes with Kate Thomas
3 scenes Kate I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.
"Mrs. Rice?!" My name ain't no damn Mrs. Rice!
Kate Well, I just though that you were married to Norbit...
Who the hell are you?
Ummm... Kate, I want you to meet my wife. This is Rasputia Latimore and Rasputia, this is Kate.
Kate Nice to meet you!
Hello.
Kate's an old friend of mine from the orphanage.
Kate Latimore... as in "Latimore Construction?"
Yeah, that's right. As in "Latimore Construction." That's right. Why?
Kate Well, this is perfect. Because I came to see you guys about a renovation... of-
Psst! Psst! Psst! Hey! Hey! Over here!
Kate [Kate walks over to Norbit]
I need to talk to you. Do you know what was in those papers, you had me sign last night?
Yeah, the construction permits.
Kate No, that's not all.
Kate [Norbit hears Rasputia's giant footsteps, walking over to the window]
Norbit.
I I I I-- just-- just-- just go away, Kate! Get outta here!
Kate What?!
[Norbit looks at the melted potato art of Kate, then looks back at Kate]
Ya heard what I said! Just get outta here! Scram!
Kate The Latimores are trying to take control of the orphanage, Norbit!
Well wh-- why don't you go and-- and find somebody, who-- who gives a rat's ass?! Because I d-- I I I sure as hell don't!
Kate Y y-- you don't care?
No I-- I don't care, b and d-- [looks at the ceiling] --And I don't care about you either!
Kate [heartbroken]
Norbit!
The only woman that I have e e ever ever loved, and ever cared about was my darling... wife, Rasputia! [shakes his head, mad]
Kate B b bu-- but last night--
Last night I was ju-- I was just tryin' to nail ya! You know, score?! But now I realize I don't have to do that! All I need is my beautiful, precious wife... RASPUTIA!
[Rasputia shakes her head and smiles in satisfation] Norbit: She is all the woman *I* need! So you can just go on and get outta here! You screwy dame! Who needs ya?!
Deion Hughes [screaming]
THAT'S ENOUGH!! THAT'S ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Stop the music!
Pope Sweet Jesus Hold on...
Deion Hughes [cuts Pope off]
Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.
Preacher [The ceremony resumes]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
I object!
Preacher [congregation gasps and murmurs] [frustrated]
Oh, for Christ sake!
Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy
[cheers]
Norbit!
Kate Thomas [surprised]
Norbit!
Choir
[singing]
Norbit-t-t-t!
This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.
Kate Thomas Norbit, what are you doing?
I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.
You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right! I love you, Kate! And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!
