Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!
Larry Daley
Ben Stiller · 23 quotes
Ahkmenrah
Rami Malek · 13 quotes
Jedediah
Owen Wilson · 12 quotes
Teddy Roosevelt
12 quotes
Cecil Fredericks
Dick Van Dyke · 7 quotes
Octavius
Steve Coogan · 7 quotes
Gus
Mickey Rooney · 5 quotes
Dr. McPhee
Ricky Gervais · 4 quotes
Moai
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Larry Daley & Ahkmenrah (10), Larry Daley & Jedediah (4), Larry Daley & Teddy Roosevelt (4)
Night at the Museum quotes
Page 3 of 4Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!
Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!
Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?
Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!
My God, man, are you rabid?
Name's Jedediah
No problamo, Gigantor.
No,no! I ain't working with toga boy!
Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!
Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!
Prepare the catapults!
Quite a little ball of fun, aren't you, Dexter?
Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
Sweet dreams, hopscotch!