Jedediah Name's Jedediah
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Night at the Museum (2006): in 12 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry Daley (4), Ahkmenrah (2), Octavius (2)
...They look sad... (When asked if the Mayans looked happy)
More lines from Jedediah
7 quotes Jedediah Jedediah No problamo, Gigantor.
Jedediah [Larry has just called him "Teeny"]
I...I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
Jedediah [Larry is holding him]
Put me down! I don't like to be man-handled!
Jedediah Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!
Jedediah It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!
Jedediah No,no! I ain't working with toga boy!
Scenes with Jedediah
4 scenes Jedediah Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Hey, blondie!
Jedediah Name's Jedediah.
Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
What's going on here?
Jedediah Somebody's got to pay.
Pay for what?
Jedediah I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah Alright, stop the train.
Thank you.
Jedediah NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
Jedediah Oh, for crying out loud!
All right. That's enough!
cowboy
We got a breach!
Jedediah It hurts my feelings.
Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
I just call you Larry.
Don't be a kiss-ass.
[At almost sunrise, as Teddy returns to his position and poses, Larry is confused and looks at Teddy posing on his position. When...]
BOO!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yeah. You got me.
Jedediah [Teddy returns to his pose, Larry walks away, when...] [pops up from his pocket, aiming his gun]
YAHHHHHHHH!!! Say hello to your little friend! [Larry picks him up] Hey!
What are you doing?
Jedediah Put me down! I don't like to be manhandled!
Just calm down, Jed.
Jedediah It doesn't feel good! It makes me feel small and powerless.
You done?
Jedediah I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. [grunts, his gun clicks]
Yeah, keep shootin'. Nothing is gonna happen.
Hey! Guys! Hey, guys! Hey! Guys! [snaps his fingers, which to Jed and Octavius the sound is deafening]
Jedediah and Octavius
Ow!
Sorry. What's goin' on? What happened here? I thought we had a deal.
We will never coexist with these buffoons!
Jedediah We're past words, Laredo. Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talkin'!
Ha! Those guns don't even work.
Jedediah Oh, they don't? Take a look at this.
Ay!
Jedediah Don't kick me!
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