Most scenes together: Larry Daley & Ahkmenrah (10), Larry Daley & Jedediah (4), Larry Daley & Teddy Roosevelt (4)
Night at the Museum quotes
Page 1 of 4...They look sad... (When asked if the Mayans looked happy)
Easter Island head QQQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET!!!! (pause) My dum dum wants to speak!
Hey, Huns. (Two burly Hun guards lay hold of Cecil taking him from Larry)
Tell Attila to take him (Cecil) back to the museum and put him with the rest of the guards.
Oh and uh, no limb ripping.
Attila Zahza buku.
Oh no no no.
Attila Pikaka?
Attila Egobugu! Li tu makikaka lau!
Wait, hold on a minute. What does "Makikaka" mean? (to Akmenrah) Translation please?
It can get a little spooky at nights so you might want to put a few lights on. The most important thing - don't let anything in...or out.
Out?
Larry? Just wanted to say good luck, son.
Reginald And goodbye. We're clocking out for the last time.
If you're ever in Boca, look us up.
Wait, you guys are going out of town? What if this doesn't work out?
Reginald Smart fellow like you? You'll be fine.
Yeah, we'll just be a phone call away. Come on, walk us out.
Reginald You fellas go ahead. I need a moment.
He's very emotional. A lot of memories in this room.
Debbie Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency, I've never seen a resume quite like yours.
Ah, all right!
Debbie That wasn't a compliment. It says here you were the CEO of Snaptime Industries. Care to elaborate on that?
Sure. Well, that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, the Snapper. You know, snap, lights come on. Snap, they come off.
Debbie Uh, didn't they already make that?
No, no. That's the Clapper, which, obviously, stole a bit of our thunder. Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is. I mean... You know, whatever. But, um, apparently, there is a significant portion of the population that has trouble actually snapping.
Debbie Clapping's easier.
Debatable.
Debbie I can't help you.
Uh, Debbie? Can I call you Debbie? Cause, uh, I felt a connection when I entered this office. And I don't know. I feel like you did too.
Debbie I didn't feel a connection.
Look, I need a job tomorrow, okay? If I don't have one... I just need it, okay?
Debbie Well, I don't know. I might have one thing. They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but, uh...
Great.
Debbie Who knows? You might get lucky.
Easter Island Head Hey! Dum-dum!
Yes?
Easter Island Head You give me gum-gum!
I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head No, your name Dum-dum.
Easter Island Head Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!
Easter Island Head See you later, Dum-dum!
Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Hey, blondie!
Name's Jedediah.
Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
What's going on here?
Somebody's got to pay.
Pay for what?
I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Seriously, stop the train!
Alright, stop the train.
Thank you.
NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
Oh, for crying out loud!
All right. That's enough!
We got a breach!
Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Rebecca Yes. A great visionary.
Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca Twenty-sixth.
Twenty-sixth.
Excuse me? Mr. McPhee? Excuse me, Mr. McPhee? Can I talk to you about this, please, sir?
What?
I know that I screwed up, but I think I finally understand how to do this job.
You obviously don't. That's the point.
No, I didn't, but now I do. Really, Mr. McPhee, if you just give me one...
Doctor.
Dr. McPhee, just... Can you please give me one more night?
One more night.
Okay, thank you.
And if anything is the tiniest after your shift... Because...
Got it.
Okay?
Okay.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
Shame on me. Fool me... Shame on me.
You.
Fool me twice... Got it.
Take it or leave it.
Okay, thank you.
Hey! Guys! Hey, guys! Hey! Guys! [snaps his fingers, which to Jed and Octavius the sound is deafening]
Ow!
Sorry. What's goin' on? What happened here? I thought we had a deal.
We will never coexist with these buffoons!
We're past words, Laredo. Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talkin'!
Ha! Those guns don't even work.
Oh, they don't? Take a look at this.
Ay!
Don't kick me!
Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
Lawrence...
But... You saw!
Who is evolved?
WHO is evolved?
I am!
It hurts my feelings.
Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
I just call you Larry.
Don't be a kiss-ass.