Teddy Roosevelt
Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Night at the Museum (2006): in 12 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry Daley (4), Ahkmenrah (3)
Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?
More lines from Teddy Roosevelt
7 quotes
Teddy Roosevelt
[to Larry]
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Teddy Roosevelt
Stop babbling, boy!
Teddy Roosevelt
Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?
Teddy Roosevelt
[to Larry]
Who's evolved?
Teddy Roosevelt
My God, man, are you rabid?
Teddy Roosevelt
Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!
Scenes with Teddy Roosevelt
4 scenes
Teddy Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Okay, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Teddy Roosevelt
Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me, [**** shotgun] the hunt's afoot.
Teddy Roosevelt
Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?!
Teddy, this guy has been pushing me, and pushing me and I am sick of it!
Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
Teddy Roosevelt
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] [threateningly]
Lawrence...
But... You saw!
Teddy Roosevelt
Who is evolved?
Teddy Roosevelt
WHO is evolved?
I am!
Roosevelt
[At almost sunrise, as Teddy returns to his position and poses, Larry is confused and looks at Teddy posing on his position. When...]
BOO!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Roosevelt
[laughs]
Bully! Got you, boy.
Yeah. You got me.
[Teddy returns to his pose, Larry walks away, when...] [pops up from his pocket, aiming his gun]
YAHHHHHHHH!!! Say hello to your little friend! [Larry picks him up] Hey!
What are you doing?
Put me down! I don't like to be manhandled!
Just calm down, Jed.
It doesn't feel good! It makes me feel small and powerless.
You done?
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. [grunts, his gun clicks]
Yeah, keep shootin'. Nothing is gonna happen.
