Ahkmenrah He says he wants to rip you apart.
2nd most-quoted character in Night at the Museum (2006): in 13 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry Daley (10), Teddy Roosevelt (3), Cecil Fredericks (3)
You would not believe how stuffy it is in there
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Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Rebecca Yes. A great visionary.
Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca Twenty-sixth.
Twenty-sixth.
[Larry jumps out from being a wall and screams, scaring the other guards]
We're too old for surprises.
Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
Larry, we wanted to tell you but you never would've believed us.
Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
What?
I said, "Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight", Gus!
Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!
It can get a little spooky at nights so you might want to put a few lights on. The most important thing - don't let anything in...or out.
Out?
Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Hey, blondie!
Name's Jedediah.
Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
What's going on here?
Somebody's got to pay.
Pay for what?
I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Seriously, stop the train!
Alright, stop the train.
Thank you.
NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
Oh, for crying out loud!
All right. That's enough!
cowboy
We got a breach!
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Okay, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me, [**** shotgun] the hunt's afoot.
It hurts my feelings.
Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
I just call you Larry.
Don't be a kiss-ass.
Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?!
Teddy, this guy has been pushing me, and pushing me and I am sick of it!
Easter Island head QQQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET!!!! (pause) My dum dum wants to speak!
Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] [threateningly]
Lawrence...
But... You saw!
Who is evolved?
WHO is evolved?
I am!
Easter Island Head Hey! Dum-dum!
Yes?
Easter Island Head You give me gum-gum!
I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head No, your name Dum-dum.
Easter Island Head [People screaming]
Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!
Easter Island Head [Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
See you later, Dum-dum!
Hey, Huns. (Two burly Hun guards lay hold of Cecil taking him from Larry)
(To Akmenrah)
Tell Attila to take him (Cecil) back to the museum and put him with the rest of the guards.
Akmenrah (To Attila)
Azuzu baka raka lokeu. (Attila nods and sounds agreement and turns to his men)
Oh and uh, no limb ripping.
Attila Zahza buku.
Oh no no no.
Attila (makes a small amount indication with his thumb and index finger)
Pikaka?
Attila (he and his men happily laugh)
Egobugu! Li tu makikaka lau!
(as the guards pick him bodily up and bear him away)
Wait, hold on a minute. What does "Makikaka" mean? (to Akmenrah) Translation please?
