A character in Mr. Deeds (2002)

Crazy Eyes quotes from Mr. Deeds (2002)

Steve Buscemi

Scenes with Crazy Eyes

4 scenes
Deeds

What are you in for?

Crazy Eyes

Eh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.

Crazy Eyes
[waves his hand]

He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.

Deeds

You sure about that?

Crazy Eyes

I don't know, maybe he was just wavin'.

Crazy Eyes
[waves hand then sees Chuck and Cecil]

Who're your friends?

Deeds

This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.

Crazy Eyes

I don't like 'em.

Deeds

Okay, then.

Deeds

Crazy Eyes.

Crazy Eyes

Hey, Deeds.

Deeds

How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.

Crazy Eyes

Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

Murph

Hey, look, Deedsy is hanging out with McEnroe!

Crazy Eyes

I love The Beach Boys.

Crazy Eyes
[last lines] [drives his new Corvette]

Damn, these things are fast!

Crazy Eyes
[he floors it and crashes into a tree]

I'm okay! [laughs] I'm okay!

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