Most scenes together: Mr. Deeds & Emilio (3), Cecil & Cedar (3), Mr. Deeds & Babe (2)
Hard to breathe, feels like floating.
So full of love, my heart's exploding.
Mouth is dry, hands are shaking.
My heart is yours for the taking.
Acting weird, not myself.
Dancing around like the Keebler elf.
Finally time, for this poor schlub
to know how it feels, to fall in lub.
I couldn't think of anything else that rhymes with schlub. Rub and tub didn't work.
And this is my brother Denny's room,
Oh, you have got to be shittin' me.
Whoa... that's the first time I've heard you curse.
I'm that excited.
Excuse me. Is Mr. Deeds around?
Jan No, I'm sorry. He's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look too sick to me, Murph.
Oh! I forgot I was fakin' sick today. [to Cedar and Cecil] You two tricked me into comin' here.
Jan Murph, put on an apron and gimme a hand.
Is Mrs. Deeds around?
Jan Mrs. Deeds!? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.
We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Wow! Is that Deeds' first name?
Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.
Well, I don't know Deeds's first name. Maybe it's Greg.
Maybe it's Longfellow.
Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
Consuela Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Mr. Blake?
Blake You can call me Preston.
Consuela Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Preston?
Blake Yes. Yes! YES!
[they embrace wildly]
So how is the elevator business treating you, Reuben?
Reuben Oh, it has its ups and downs.
[both laugh]
Crazy Eyes.
Hey, Deeds.
How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.
What are you in for?
Eh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.
You sure about that?
I don't know, maybe he was just wavin'.
This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.
I don't like 'em.
Okay, then.
Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there...
I am very very sneaky, sir.
You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers.
You made TV shows and put out newspapers.
You were wicked good at doing stocks.
You liked it when Emilio would change your socks.
We never hung out and that makes me sad.
All the good times we could've had.
But when I die, Uncle Preston, you better say "Cheers".
Cause when me and you are hanging at the pearly gates, I'll bring the beers. I'll bring the beers.
Nice rhyme, nice rhyme.
How can I thank you?
All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man.
Deeds! How about a billion dollars?
All right.
Done.
Mac Are you gonna see him again tonight?
Yes. I'm calling him around 4:00. It's when I get off work. Remember, I'm Pam Dawson, virgin school nurse from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa.
Mac That's priceless! You, a virgin!
McEnroe I like the way you beat up those guys who were making fun of you. It was pretty cool.
Yeah I bet you know what it's like to get all riled up, Johnny Mac.
McEnroe That I do.
Hey, look, Deedsy is hanging out with McEnroe!
I love The Beach Boys.
