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Rev. Sharpton: Now Brother Preston is soaring with eagles high above,
because he lived a life of love.
Yes, he's flying way up high,
because he was a supercool guy.
He's gone away too soon, it seems,
leaving behind his unfinished dreams.
Deeds: [impressed] This guy could make a fortune writing greeting cards.
Rev. Sharpton: Yes, we remember Preston Blake.
A man with faith no man could shake.
A strength no man could break.
A character no man could fake.
For goodness sake, let's eat some cake.
Funeral attendants: Amen.
Deeds: Amen!
because he lived a life of love.
Yes, he's flying way up high,
because he was a supercool guy.
He's gone away too soon, it seems,
leaving behind his unfinished dreams.
Deeds: [impressed] This guy could make a fortune writing greeting cards.
Rev. Sharpton: Yes, we remember Preston Blake.
A man with faith no man could shake.
A strength no man could break.
A character no man could fake.
For goodness sake, let's eat some cake.
Funeral attendants: Amen.
Deeds: Amen!
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[Babe is fighting against Jan, and Babe just kicked her in the crotch several times]
Jan: Where were you kickin'? I ain't got no balls, dummy!
Jan: Where were you kickin'? I ain't got no balls, dummy!
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[Cecil raises his hand after Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them]
Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
Cecil: That would explain a lot.
Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
Cecil: That would explain a lot.
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[Deeds shows Emilio his frostbitten foot]
Emilio: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.
Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before.
Emilio: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.
Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before.
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[Deeds talks to the pilots]
Deeds: You guys football fans? I think the Pats could take the conference this year. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.
Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
Deeds: Just Deeds. Why's that, though?
Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
Deeds: I do?! Whoa! That sucks. Jeez. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs, or I'll have to kill myself.
Deeds: You guys football fans? I think the Pats could take the conference this year. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.
Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
Deeds: Just Deeds. Why's that, though?
Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
Deeds: I do?! Whoa! That sucks. Jeez. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs, or I'll have to kill myself.
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[in Coretta's burning apartment]
Coretta: I'm not leaving without me kitties.
Deeds: How many cats do you have?
Coretta: 7.
Deeds: Holy shit. Lets get cracking. I apologize for the language.
Coretta: Apology accepted.
Coretta: I'm not leaving without me kitties.
Deeds: How many cats do you have?
Coretta: 7.
Deeds: Holy shit. Lets get cracking. I apologize for the language.
Coretta: Apology accepted.
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[last lines]
Crazy Eyes: [drives his new Corvette] Damn, these things are fast!
[he floors it and crashes into a tree]
Crazy Eyes: I'm okay! [laughs] I'm okay!
Crazy Eyes: [drives his new Corvette] Damn, these things are fast!
[he floors it and crashes into a tree]
Crazy Eyes: I'm okay! [laughs] I'm okay!
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Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear.