[reads the card Deeds wrote for her]

Hard to breathe, feels like floating.
So full of love, my heart's exploding.
Mouth is dry, hands are shaking.
My heart is yours for the taking.
Acting weird, not myself.
Dancing around like the Keebler elf.
Finally time, for this poor schlub
to know how it feels, to fall in lub.

I couldn't think of anything else that rhymes with schlub. Rub and tub didn't work.