Cedar
[Cecil raises his hand after Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them]
Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
Cecil
That would explain a lot.
Played by Peter Gallagher 
Mr. Deeds (2002) · 23 quotes
Mr. Deeds (2002) · 23 quotes
Scenes with Cedar
3 scenes Cedar
Cecil
Cedar
We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph
Wow! Is that Deeds' first name?
Cecil
Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.
Murph
Well, I don't know Deeds's first name. Maybe it's Greg.
Cecil
Maybe it's Longfellow.
Murph
Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Cedar
No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
Cedar
Excuse me. Is Mr. Deeds around?
Jan
No, I'm sorry. He's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look too sick to me, Murph.
Murph
Oh! I forgot I was fakin' sick today. [to Cedar and Cecil] You two tricked me into comin' here.
Jan
Murph, put on an apron and gimme a hand.
Murph
[sets to work]
You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!
Cecil
Is Mrs. Deeds around?
Jan
Mrs. Deeds!? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.
