A character in Mr. Deeds (2002)

Murph quotes from Mr. Deeds (2002)

Peter Dante

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Mr. Deeds (2002): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Cecil (2), Cedar (2)

Scenes with Murph

3 scenes

We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.

Murph

Wow! Is that Deeds' first name?

Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.

Murph

Well, I don't know Deeds's first name. Maybe it's Greg.

Maybe it's Longfellow.

Murph

Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?

No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

Excuse me. Is Mr. Deeds around?

Jan

No, I'm sorry. He's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look too sick to me, Murph.

Murph

Oh! I forgot I was fakin' sick today. [to Cedar and Cecil] You two tricked me into comin' here.

Jan

Murph, put on an apron and gimme a hand.

Murph
[sets to work]

You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!

Is Mrs. Deeds around?

Jan

Mrs. Deeds!? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.

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