The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The Goddamn pen is blue!
Fletcher Reede
Jim Carrey · 63 quotes
Max Reede
Justin Cooper · 40 quotes
Audrey
Maura Tierney · 9 quotes
Judge
5 quotes
Judge Stevens
Jason Bernard · 5 quotes
Samantha
Jennifer Tilly · 5 quotes
Dana
Swoosie Kurtz · 4 quotes
Greta
Anne Haney · 4 quotes
Miranda
Amanda Donohoe · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Fletcher Reede & Max Reede (36), Fletcher Reede & Audrey (8), Max Reede & Audrey (8)
Liar Liar quotes
Page 5 of 5What is WRONG with me? I'm getting what I deserve. I'm reaping what I sow. I'm...
What's wrong with me? [suddenly monotone] I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow, I- [claps both hand over his mouth while involuntarily ranting]
Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message? [yells] Wake up, sisters! There is nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!
Why don't you go play in the office a minute. Sue someone for everything they've got. Maybe you send a fax to one of your girlfriends!